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Masturbation: Male
Choking the Chicken, Spanking the Monkey, Pocket
Pool... Say it with me... Maaastuurrbaaationnn!
For this section we went straight to the expert spokesman
for masturbation, the "Hamburger Helper Guy." Look, masturbation
is an essential life requirement like oxygen, food, water, shelter,
etc. In fact, if you're not having sex, masturbation is a good
way to keep your bits and pieces in top physical shape. If you ever
have premature ejaculation problems, masturbation can help you build
a tolerance to pleasure and thus last longer during sex. You can
even exercise your brain and improve the coordination of your less
dominant side, by switching the routine role of your hands to promote
dentritic growth of your right cerebral neurons! Masturbation will
not make you go blind, grow hair on your palms, make you sterile
or insane, give you acne or take your virginity. Nor will it give
you any other bizarre side effects. It's a natural behavior
that every man in the entire world exhibits, regardless of what
they say. When you go through puberty, your hormones are raging.
You have a sex-drive, a libido, to be frank you're horny. Without
masturbating this drive has no release other than your wet dreams.
Masturbation is also the safest form of sexual activity known to
man. You should never feel guilty or upset because you masturbated.
Taking a big dump makes you feel 10 pounds lighter but you don't
feel guilty after that, do you? Masturbation feels good too. It's
a natural fact of life for all men. In fact, masturbation keeps
men faithful to their wives. When you can't make love to your
girlfriend or wife, you need some way to keep your libido balanced,
thus you masturbate. The only time you might want to cut down on
masturbation is if you need an extra bit of libido to motivate yourself
to meet women. As a teen, you probably have more than enough libido
to go around, so by all means, feel free to masturbate!
Now that we agree masturbation
is ok. Let's examine how to do it without giving yourself rugburn
or using an apple pie (as demonstrated in the movie "American Pie")
First, you need some lubricant, to avoid any chaffing. The best
lubricant is lubricant made for sex, found in your local pharmacy
or grocery store. Butter also works, but don't put it back in
the fridge when you're done. Cooking oils, although they supply
unsaturated fats for your digestion, supply nothing but smooth sailing
for your masturbation. Soaps sometimes can cause stinging if it
gets in your urethra, which it most likely will. Soaps can also
dry your skin out, causing itching. At a minimum, we suggest warm
water. Most men can think themselves into an erection if they focus.
However, nude magazines, lingerie catalogues, swimsuit issues and
anything else that gets you turned on can get you there a lot faster.
The shower is typically the cleanest most private spot in which
to masturbate. There's no mess to clean afterwards. Your parents
are a lot less likely to barge in on you. You can easily fool yourself
into thinking your mom can't hear "You want to bang the weather
man don't you. I'll be your weatherman you naughty bitch!"
or whatever other sound affects that come to mind. The sound of
skin slapping against skin is successfully drowned out by the sound
of the water. Hot flowing water can also help the illusion of a
woman's supple skin pressed against your hips, or a gay guy
Ð it's up to you. The traditional "Jackoff" hand motion with
two fingers and a thumb forming a circle around your penis stroked
up and down your head and shaft is the most common technique. Remember
to always keep yourself well lubricated. Your hand-eye coordination
will dramatically improve with practice turning your dominant hand
into a diesel piston that can oscillate at lightning speed. Try
massaging the proximal half of the head along with the shaft directly
adjacent to the head with a kneading motion between three fingers
and your thumb. Stroking the backside of your scrotum with your
less dominant hand will probably help as well. Have fun. When you're
just about to come, try completely relaxing and holding that state
for a moment, than shoot for the ceiling tiles! The first time you
ejaculate it will be an overwhelming sensation, but then again I'm
sure you already experienced it.
Masterbation helps prevent premature ejaculation
All night long! …Not likely. The average male ejaculates in less than 2 minutes after insertion, while the average woman needs at least 8-10 minutes of continuous stimulation in order to reach orgasm. Many women need a longer period of stimulation during intercourse in order to climax. This obviously brings up a problem. Men often ejaculate too soon for the woman to be sexually satisfied. Thus premature ejaculation is virtually every woman's number one complaint when it comes to intercourse.
Whenever a man ejaculates before he would like too, it’s considered premature ejaculation. In other words, the man lacks the ability to delay ejaculation to a point when it is mutually desirable for both partners. As soon as he gets too excited he loses control and the ejaculation occurs.
Premature ejaculation usually occurs more frequently in men with less experience. Over time, a man develops more control over his orgasm and develops a sort of tolerance to pleasure. As a result, the first time a man has sex he is very likely to experience premature ejaculation. Also if a man hasn’t had sex for a significant period of time, he may have lost this “tolerance” and thus will be more likely to have premature ejaculation the first next time he has sex. This is why masturbation helps prevent premature ejaculation. It maintains a tolerance to sexual pleasure.
Fortunately there are ways to prevent premature ejaculation, some better than others. Some say breathing deeply during sex can help you achieve a relaxed state in which you’re more likely to delay your ejaculation. We’ve also heard that placing the tip of your tongue against the roof of your mouth can slow ejaculation. If you go to the drug store and search the Internet you’ll probably find all sorts of crazy gadgets, desensitizing creams, sprays, gels, pills, etc. Most of these are intended to decrease the pleasure you feel and thus trick your brain into delaying the ejaculation. But what’s the fun in having sex if you can’t feel your penis! Like many problems we have a choice between temporary half-ass Band-Aid solutions, and permanent long-term solutions that get to the heart of the problem. What if you find yourself in a sexual situation without your desensitizing cream? You’re out of luck. The best solutions are solutions that put you in control of your orgasms.
We recommend a permanent all natural healthy solution to premature ejaculation… Orgasm Mastery.
You see, most men lose the ability to have multiple orgasms when they start ejaculating in adolescence. Orgasm and ejaculation take place within seconds of each other and for most men become one and the same.
The Orgasm Mastery program teaches you how to separate orgasm and ejaculation, and to minimize the time it takes to achieve an erection again after ejaculation. Using the best exercises and sexual techniques from all over the world to prolong lovemaking you will regain complete mental and physical control over your orgasms and your ejaculation.
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